![]() ![]() This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. ![]() Not working according to plan.ĭAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. must try this on their bed.ĭAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.ĭAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.ĭAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. ![]() They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. These diary entries perfectly encapsulate what’s going on inside a cat’s mind - they’re hilarious!ĭAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. Sometimes, actually, they can be downright mean. It can take a cat a while to warm up with a human, and even then you’re never really sure what they’re thinking. Cats can sometimes withholding their affection. ![]()
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